Thursday, April 25, 2013


"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."
-Joan Rivers

Well the Miss Korea beauty pageant is going on, and you might notice something about the contestants:
They look sort of, I don't know...
Suspiciously, like, cloned?
As in nearly identical?
Its kind of creepy in a way
Like they're aliens invading Korea
Duplicate maidens infiltrating the far east
The truth is, this is caused by the rampant plastic surgery in the country, and a specific facial style being determined as ideal.  So they all get the same sort of cut and end up looking like the same girl with different hair styles and dresses on.
The cutters involved are clearly very skilled at their work, and no wonder, given the amount of practice they get.  But it ends up with an unnervingly bizarre result in a pageant like this when you gather all these girls together in one place.  And eventually, the truth does come out:
Until those kids can go under the knife, that is.

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