Thursday, September 09, 2010


Why is it that I was more accurate dialing those old rotary phones than I am push button ones?

Why is it if you get better at things with practice my signature was so much nicer when I was younger?

Why can't they make a toaster that lasts more than a few months?

Why does the sun make my hair lighter and my skin darker?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Is the name "broker" supposed to instill trust in a man you have invest your money?

Why is cat food made out of prey no cat could possibly catch in the wild (tuna, beef)?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?

If a piano player is called a "pianist" shouldn't a track star be called a "racist?"

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii and Alaska?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

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