Monday, June 05, 2006

CARDIAC INHALER

BuzzAire
This just strikes me as a really bad idea. A really, really bad if minty idea:
Buzzaire is, quite simply, a caffeine inhaler. One squeeze, one inhale, and you've just rushed 150mg of caffeine into your blood stream. Mints or drinks have to go through your digestive tract first before partying in your blood (or through your skin, in the case of caffeinated soap). But the lung/blood barrier is the fastest way (other than injection or IV) to get caffeine into your system. Not only will you get one heck of a rush, but you'll also freshen your breath! A hint of peppermint oil in each puff will give you a little extra perk with its peppy zing. Buzzaire can beat up your air!
Now, I understand people's addiction to caffeine and the inability to deal with life without stimulants to some degree, but while drinking a hot cup of jo in the morning seems appealing, this just seems like a minty heart attack waiting to happen.
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3 comments:

lance said...

Dont judge me man. If I need the quick hit of caffeine first thing in the morning and boiling that coffee up in a spoon and shooting it into my arm isnt fast enough. Well buzzaire seems like a win win. It is typical of you right wing windagos to try to take away one of the few pleasures left in life. (where are my smokes)

Christopher Taylor said...

you can quit any time right? ;)

lance said...

Well I cant quit any time actually but then again I dont want to. I live life free and easy my friend on the razors edge and there aint much room for a sissy on the razors edge. Taint much room at all.